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Funny or Not?

Humor is a wonderful thing! Let's face it: we all love laughing, but sometimes things you think are funny can be considered offensive to others. Take this survey to see what your humor is like and compare it with other SmartGirls.


Are you a:

How old are you?

In your family, you are the:

What is your racial/ethnic background?

Country:

My home is in a:

Do you have a favorite joke? What is it?

Are you silly or more serious?
 I'm a goofball!
 A little bit of both.
 I tend to be more serious.

Would you ever tell a joke to a stranger?
 Sure, why not?
 Maybe
 No, not at all.

Do you think most jokes are funny?
 Yes, I love all jokes
 Sometimes, it depends on the joke.
 Nope, they are all corny.

Would you feel comfortable telling your favorite joke to someone's mother?
 Yes
 Maybe
 No

Do you eat jokes for breakfast?
 Yes, I pour jokes on my pancakes.
 Actually somtimes the jokes eat me.
 What a stupid question!

Consider this pun: I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider this slapstick joke: Ever wonder who tastes dog food to check for the "New and Improved" flavor they advertise?
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider these stereotype jokes: Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Q: Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes? A: Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

What is your natural hair color?
 Blonde
 Brunette
 Red/Auburn
 White/Gray
 Black
 Other

Consider this yo mama joke:Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider this anti-joke: Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their perscriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider this punch-line joke: Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider this personal joke: That science teacher of yours is a few fries short of a happy meal.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider this weight joke: He was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider this situational humor: In the cafeteria someone falls and spills their entire tray of food!
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Somebody farts in class, do you laugh at them?
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider these gender jokes: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A. No mind. B. No business.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses; women for their strengths.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider sexual humor such as catcalls, wolf whistles, dirty jokes, etc. Do they make you laugh?
 LOL!
 I admit I sometimes crack a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider humor where you make fun of yourself: You make a mistake and say,"Argh, I'm such a doofus!"
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Consider riddles: Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 3 days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that? A: His hores's name is Friday.
 LOL!
 I admit I cracked a smile.
 It's not that funny.
 I don't get it.
 I'm offended by this joke!

Are there any joke topics which are off limits? What are they?

Do you avoid telling certain jokes around some people?
 Yes
 No

Do you sometimes think a joke is funny or not depending on who you are with?
 Yes
 No

Do you think it's OK to joke about stereotypes?
 Yes. It's just a joke.
 Sometimes, if everyone knows it's not true.
 No, it spreads the stereotype.

What do you think about jokes about men vs. women?
 Hilarious!
 They're kind of funny.
 Dumb!
 Offensive!

After this survey, can you name your favorite type of joke?
 Any joke that's funny!
 Gender Jokes
 Riddle Jokes
 Making fun of yourself
 Puns
 Slapstick Jokes
 Stereotype Jokes
 Yo-Mama Jokes
 Anti-Jokes
 Punch-Lines
 Vulgar Jokes
 Weight Jokes
 One-liners
 Other

Can you name a celebrity who is really funny?

Tell us about someone you know who makes you laugh.

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