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Oh, she has more than one song/album? I thought they were all the same... by Miley Cyrus (by Katie :D, 13, Girl)

"Miley-"Hey y'all! This is my new song! *plays*" Didn't she "write" that song already. Oh that's right! THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME."

Rating: * One Star: I can't stand this music. I will either leave or turn it off.
Music Subcategory: Pop

What are 1-3 of the most notable features about this music?

Unoriginal lyrics, below average singing, boring rhythms

How does this music make you feel?

This music is the perfect example of how our money hungry, capitalist elders have hired tired, over worked music producers who just want to make a fast buck to exploit these poor, untalented buffoons and make them prance around, practically dripping excess glitter and glitz on to our already overly made up world.

Which song is the best example of this artist/band's style? Leave blank if you are reviewing just one song.

Again, they all sound the same. Take your pick.

What, good or bad, stands out about the lyrics?

She does not write her own songs. She is a 16 year old Barbie Doll who has her songs written out for her by overworked interns, or tired middle aged record producers with bad coffee breath. There is nothing special about her lyrics. She sounds like the daughter of one of the Spice Girls, all "Rah-rah! Go girl power! Go friendships!" Please. There is no way she is always that happy, and even when her producer-ahem, I mean Miley chooses to write a negative song, her so called "angst" and "depression" are highly unbelievable. We know these "songs" were written on cocktail napkins by your drunken producers and stage mom-esque father, while you were fielding autographs from brainwashed fans, or better yet, SHOPPING!

What would you like to see from this artist/band in the future?

I would LOVE to see her in concert and have a nostalgia attack while we revisit the Ashlee Simpson Lip-Syncing Incident.

What type of person would you recommend this music to?

Whoever is feeling lost, anxious, and depressed. By then I'm sick of them, and this music would throw them into the fetal position, it's so bad, and they would be carried off to a mental institution, and I would not have to deal with them. 

Do you think this artist/band will be popular in 10 years? Why or why not?

No. Do you know who Take That is? I thought so.

Do you think this music is appropriate for people 13 years old and younger?

I would say, it is a killer to all living brain cells. Therefore, no.

What type of music do you usually listen to?

Anything GOOD.

How do you make music?

I take piano lessons